• Most people deserve each other.
• All the good ones, no matter what it is, are taken.
• The one who snores will fall asleep first.
• The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount of money spent on the wedding.
• The gifts you buy your spouse are never as good and apropos
  as the gifts your neighbor buys their spouse.
• Never get overly excited about a man/woman by just the way they look from behind.
• If you help a relative in need, he/she will remember you the next time they are in need.
• The probability of meeting someone you know increases greatly when you are out with someone you do not want to be seen with.
• Toothaches always start on Friday night right before the weekend when the Dental Office will be closed.

true, true

Oh sooooooo true!

Hahahahahhahaahaha!!!, am almost there...lol

So very true!!!