Quick Thinking, Take 4

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May 19th, 2008   #1
AJChenMPH
 
 

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ANNUAL INSPECTION at our military school was a grueling affair. After my roommate Bill and I scrubbed, polished and straightened everything in sight, we stood at attention as the inspector general entered our room. He looked for dust over the window frame and inspected our lockers. As he turned to leave, he placed his hand on a laundry bag tied to the end of our bunk beds. There was a crackling sound. "What is in that laundry bag?" he demanded.

"Love letters, sir," answered Bill.

"What are love letters doing in your laundry bag?" the officer barked.

Bill's response was loud and clear. "They're dirty, sir!"

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by John F. Gans

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.




Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?" And I said, "Here am I. Send me!" -- Isaiah 6:8
 
May 20th, 2008   #2
Sevens
 
 
Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!


Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine.
 
May 25th, 2008   #3
tomtom22
 
 
Hahahahaha!!!


"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
May 27th, 2008   #4
Team Infidel
 
 
hahahahaha


 
June 12th, 2012   #5
taif
 
LOLX XD
 



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