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April 23rd, 2008
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| Forum Health Inspector | Post; Quick Thinking, Take 3The guard in Air Force basic training must check the ID of everyone who comes to the door. A trainee was standing guard when he heard a pounding on the door and the order "Let me in!" Through the window he saw the uniform of a lieutenant colonel and immediately opened up. He quickly realized his mistake. "Airman! Why didn't you check for my authority to enter?" Thinking fast, the airman replied, "Sir, you'd have gotten in anyway." "What do you mean?" "Uh...the hinges on the door...they're broken, sir." "What? Show me!" With a twinkle in his eye, the airman opened the door, let the officer step out and slammed the door shut. "Airman! Open up immediately!" "Sir, may I see your authority to enter?" The airman was rewarded for outsmarting his commanding officer. -- Ross Balfour Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
__________________  Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?" And I said, "Here am I. Send me!" -- Isaiah 6:8 |
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April 23rd, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  | Hahahahahaha!!!
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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April 23rd, 2008
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| Spam King | Bravo! -
__________________ When did "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death!" become "Give up your liberties or we're all gonna die?" |
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April 24th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Very nice!!
__________________ All I want is for one guy to prove to me that they're not all the same....... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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April 24th, 2008
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| Milforum's Postmaster | very good......
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