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August 5th, 2007
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| Forum Health Inspector | Post; Quick Thinking, Take 2AN AIR NATIONAL GUARD CAPTAIN was being interviewed by a group of high-ranking officers for a full-time position at an Air Guard base. He successfully answered all technical questions. However, the board also wanted to know about his off-duty interests, to see whether he would fit in with the rest of the officer corps. To this end, one colonel asked, "And do you golf?" The captain cinched the job with his answer: "No, sir, but I caddie!" --Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
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August 5th, 2007
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| No Chance Outside | That captain should go to law school.
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August 5th, 2007
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| Spam King | no, dental school. Lawyers don't golf that much.
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August 5th, 2007
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| Milforum Swamp Dweller  | Med school- anyone watch "Scrubs"? 
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August 6th, 2007
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| Forum Brat | That's awesome.
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August 7th, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | 
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