MilidarUSMC said:and dont try and do #2 during the day, save it for the night
03USMC said:MilidarUSMC said:and dont try and do #2 during the day, save it for the night
Well if you reallllllly need to go you can request permission to make an emergency head call.
Goes kinda like this.
" Sir Recruit Smuckateli requests permission to speak to Drill Instructor Ssgt Pena Sir."
" Speak Freak!"
" Sir this Recruit requests to make an emergency head call Sir."
" Sitting or Standing Azz Eyes?"
" Sir Sitting Sir."
" Awwww Baby gotta make poopie?"
" Sir Yes Sir!"
" You gotta about two stinkin minutes there you! To get my head and take your dump!" And since this a stinkin emergency I wanna here stinkin sirens. Now get away from me there crazy."
At which point the Recruit runs towards the head making Wooooo Wooooo sounds to simulate sirens :lol:
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