Q: "If you're going to make a parachute jump, you should be at least how high?"
Charley Weaver A: "Three days of steady drinking should about do it."
Q: "True or false, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years?"
George Goebel A: "Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes..."
Q: "You've been having trouble going to sleep, are you probably a man or a woman?"
Don Knotts A: "That's what's been keeping me up."
Q: "Which of the five senses tend to diminish as you get older?"
Charley Weaver A: "My sense of decency."
Q: "Why do Hell's Angels wear leather?"
Paul Lynde A: "Because chiffon wrinkles too easily."
Q: "You've just decided to grow strawberries for the first time, are you going to get any?"
Charley Weaver A: "Of course not. I'm too busy growing strawberries."
Q: "When you pat a dog on its head he will usually wag his tail. What will a goose do?"
Paul Lynde A: "It'll make him bark."
Q: "Is it possible for the puppies in a litter to have more than one father?"
Paul Lynde A: "Why, that bitch!"
Q: "If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?"
Paul Lynde A: "Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark."
Q: "It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?"
Paul Lynde A: "Mine may be abused, but is certainly isn't neglected."
Q: "What do you call a pig that weighs more than 150 pounds?"
Charley Weaver A: "A divorcee."
Q: "Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or an elephant?"
Paul Lynde A: "Who told you about the elephant."
Q: "When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?"
Charley Weaver A: "I'll loan him the car, the rest is up to him."
Q: "Do female frogs croak?"
Paul Lynde A: "Only if you hold their little heads under water long enough."
Q: "Imagine that you are a child in your mother's womb, can you detect light?"
Paul Lynde A: "Only during ballet practice."

from the simpsons episode where homer bowls a 300 and he gets on hollywood squares
"wait, i dont get it, do i read from the joke page or the answer page?"

Those are hilarious!!!!