I am in a bit of a squandary. All my life, I've loved guns and killing small animals so it seems like the USMC is for me. This is where it gets complicated. My sweet honey bunny snuggles 3-5 times a day, and you just can't get that in the USMC. So my question to the more experienced here is this: Is it worth it, sacrificing butterfly kisses for legal killing?

Mod edit: I toned it down for you there, stud.

Alright, you need to adjust fire on your language and behaviour immediately, you are not impressing anyone and you are on the road to no longer being on this forum.
Your post is entirely out of line and if I see anything like it again you are gone.