Topic: The Princess

tomtom22 · August 15th, 2005

Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the Princess.

But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood, stone, ......anything she touched would melt.

Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?

He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."

The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.

THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.

The first brought a sword of the finest steel. But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly.

The second prince brought diamonds. He thought since diamonds are the hardest substance in the world they would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed.

The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there."

The princess did as she was told, though she turned red. She felt something hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!! The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.

And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.

Question: What was in the prince's pants?

M&M's of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

What were you thinking, you pervert??

C/2nd Lt Robot · August 15th, 2005

LIPS · August 16th, 2005

Themrose89 · August 17th, 2005

awe, lmao

Charge 7 · August 17th, 2005

Likely story! "Hey, princess, there's some m&ms in my pocket, reach in and grab some". Suuurrrreee....

Team Infidel · November 22nd, 2007

pixiedustboo · November 22nd, 2007

...*blushes.* I wasn't thinking M&Ms....

NCdt Steliga · November 22nd, 2007

Hahaha. That's a good one.

The Other Guy · November 23rd, 2007

Sevens · November 23rd, 2007

Hehehehe...

August 15th, 2005	Post 1
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Post; The Princess Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the Princess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood, stone, ......anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured." The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth. THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE. The first brought a sword of the finest steel. But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly. The second prince brought diamonds. He thought since diamonds are the hardest substance in the world they would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed. The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there." The princess did as she was told, though she turned red. She felt something hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!! The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after. Question: What was in the prince's pants? M&M's of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand. What were you thinking, you pervert?? __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

August 15th, 2005	Post 2
C/2nd Lt Robot Tribunus Laticlavius	__________________ C/Capt "Robot", CAP (ret) NBB '06 Alpha Flight NBB '07 Delta Flight

August 16th, 2005	Post 3
LIPS Tribuni Angusticlavii	__________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS

August 17th, 2005	Post 4
Themrose89 Centurion	awe, lmao __________________ Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is face. James Baldwin.

August 17th, 2005	Post 5
Charge 7 Master Gunner	Likely story! "Hey, princess, there's some m&ms in my pocket, reach in and grab some". Suuurrrreee.... __________________ "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia

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Team Infidel Milforum's Postmaster Gear	__________________

November 22nd, 2007	Post 7
pixiedustboo Tribunus Laticlavius Gear	...blushes. I wasn't thinking M&Ms.... __________________ Does Dark Have a Speed Too? http://www.myspace.com/doesdarkhaveaspeedtoo

November 22nd, 2007	Post 8
NCdt Steliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Hahaha. That's a good one. __________________ Pte K. Steliga RMC/CMR Cadet Wing Quartermaster Per ardua ad astra

November 23rd, 2007	Post 9
The Other Guy Spam King Gear	__________________ When did "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death!" become "Give up your liberties or we're all gonna die?"

November 23rd, 2007	Post 10
Sevens Forum Brat Gear	Hehehehe... __________________ All I want is for one guy to prove to me that they're not all the same....... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

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