The Pregnant Turkey!

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December 5th, 2005   #1
tomtom22
 
 

The Pregnant Turkey! info


One year at Christmas my mom went to my sister's house for the
traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to
play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the
store.
When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven,
removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the
turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in
the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of
the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon
hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,
"Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this
horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours
to convince her that turkeys lay eggs! Kinda makes ya think Patti is
a blonde.

8)


"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
December 5th, 2005   #2
AFSteliga
 
 
...cruel, but funny.


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14 Wing Greenwood
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December 5th, 2005   #3
rotc boy
 
 
was this a personal story or from the internet?


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Can't tell you how many times I've heard thugs robbing convenience stores say to each other, "Fix bayonets!"
 
December 6th, 2005   #4
Fenrir
 
Lol!


Gentlemen, when the enemy is committed to a mistake we must not interrupt him too soon.
Horatio Nelson
 
December 6th, 2005   #5
Navy Boy
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by tomtom22
One year at Christmas my mom went to my sister's house for the
traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to
play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the
store.
When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven,
removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the
turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in
the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of
the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon
hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,
"Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this
horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours
to convince her that turkeys lay eggs! Kinda makes ya think Patti is
a blonde.

8)


This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran

Semper Fortis
 
December 7th, 2005   #6
bulldogg
 
 
hehehehehe


"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck
 
December 7th, 2005   #7
LIPS
 
 


Some more words of wisdom from LIPS
 
October 28th, 2007   #8
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October 28th, 2007   #9
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
Hahahahaha...thats funny....


"Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. " - John Wayne
 
October 29th, 2007   #10
Sevens
 
 
Ooooooooooooooooh a new idea for Thanksgiving with my airheaded sister......


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