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March 31st, 2007
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| Milforum Chaplain  |  Post; Preacher's DonkeyA man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way (being the donkey of a preacher). The only way to make the donkey go, is to say, "Hallelujah!" The only way to make the donkey stop, is to say, "Amen!" The man was pleased with his purchase and immediately got on the animal to try out the preacher's instructions. "Hallelujah!" shouted the man. The donkey began to trot. "Amen!" shouted the man. The donkey stopped immediately. "This is great!" said the man. With a "Hallelujah" he rode off, very proud of his new purchase. The man traveled for a long, long, long time through the mountains. He dozed off and eventually woke up somewhat groggy but became suddenly alarmed as he could see he was headed towards a cliff, he tried to remember the word to make the donkey stop. "Stop," said the man. "Halt!" he cried. The donkey just kept going. "Oh, no..." "Bible...Church!...Please! Stop!!," shouted the man. The donkey just began to trot faster. He was getting closer and closer to the edge of the cliff. Finally, in desperation, the man said a prayer..."Please, dear Lord. Please make this donkey stop before I go off the end of this mountain, In Jesus name, AMEN." The donkey came to an abrupt stop just one step from the edge of the cliff. "HALLELUJAH!" shouted the man. |
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March 31st, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | oh goodness.
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March 31st, 2007
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| Milforum's Bouncer | *splat* 
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April 1st, 2007
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| Forum Brat | Oooooooooooops......
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April 1st, 2007
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Man that guy is dumb, but who has that short of a memory anyways?? a goldfish maybe...still pretty funny
__________________ GOD, give us men! A time like this demands Strong minds, great hearts, true faith and ready hands... -Josiah Gilbert Holland http://good-times.webshots.com/album/558169533snUVkw |
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April 1st, 2007
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| Milforum Idol | Hehehehahahaha.
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
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April 4th, 2007
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| Spam King | Is the donkey really that stupid though?
__________________ "What about a Guest Host?" "I'll pretend I didn't hear that." |
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April 4th, 2007
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| Primus Pilus | wat a tard! id jump off.. or that donkey is blind |
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