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| Forum Brat | I tried to get my cats to get jobs to pay for their transgressions, food, board, etc, but all I got was that blank "Are you talking to me? Surely not! I'm far to good to speak to YOU, silly human...Now feed me." look that cats are so good at...*sigh*
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| Milforum's Postmaster | all pets are like that. and if you don't comply, you will get a present from them in your slippers.
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| Forum Brat | Very true. Or in the case of my cats, they like to leave decapitated mice, birds, grasshoppers, and anything else they can catch on the step for me. That's such a thrill... |
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| Milforum's Postmaster | then you can get a laser pointer and drive them nuts |
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| Forum Brat | That's great fun!!!!!!! Or the stupid string-on-a-stick thing. hehehe Cats are so stupid... |
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| Milforum's Postmaster | you want to have fun with cats? put tin foil on one front paw and one rear paw... BIG FUN |
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| Forum Brat | No that's just mean!!! I would never do that to my kitties!!! That reminds me, though...I'm out of tin foil... |
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| Milforum's Postmaster | hahahahahaha... oh that is such good fun |
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| Forum Brat | Its mean!!!!!!!! Poor kitties!!!!!!!! I just about shot my brat when he did that to my kitten. She's only got 3 legs to begin with!!!!! Stupid brat... I know...I'm such a loving wife...when he isn't around... |
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| Milforum's Postmaster | devil woman huh? |
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