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May 21st, 2008
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| 100% Space Shuttle Door Gunner | Post; The Pope Visits AlaskaThe Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska for some sight-seeing. He was cruising along in the Pope mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless man, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and a "To Heck with Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10 foot grizzly. As the Pope watched horrified, a group of loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest... The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious dude from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear, and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the another one tenderly placed the injured man in the back seat. As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I have heard there was a bitter hatred between loggers and environmental activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true." As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that guy?" "It was the Pope," another replied. "He's supposed be in direct contact with heaven and has access to all wisdom." "Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting! By the way, how is our bait holding up? Or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and snatch another one?"
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May 21st, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Hehehehe.....
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May 22nd, 2008
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| Can you hear me now?  | Gotta to love the loggers....
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May 22nd, 2008
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| Milforum's Postmaster | hahahahahaha
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May 22nd, 2008
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| Caesar | LOL!! very funny
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May 22nd, 2008
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| Spam King | Seen this before with Barracuda fishing for Ohio State-Michigan.
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May 23rd, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  | Hahahahaha!!!
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May 25th, 2008
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| Optio  |  Bait  Lonnie Courtney Clay |
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May 26th, 2008
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| No Chance Outside | Send more! SEND MORE! Send the city of Berkeley
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