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September 25th, 2007
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| Forum Health Inspector | Post; Poor Planning?I AM THE DIRECTOR of a U.S. Army band. We often perform for various community organizations, and we decided to give a concert at a rest home. After we had played a few numbers for the patients, most of whom were in wheelchairs or in need of special assistance, I told them we would like to dedicate the next selection to them. I turned to my lead alto-saxophone player and asked, "What's the next tune you have listed?" He whispered, "'I Don't Get Around Much Anymore.'" Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Paul Walters Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
__________________  Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?" And I said, "Here am I. Send me!" -- Isaiah 6:8 |
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September 25th, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | oh noooooooooooooo
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September 25th, 2007
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| Forum Brat | Wrong, wrong, wrong!!!!! And yet, sadly, so fitting....
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September 26th, 2007
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| Milites Gregarius | Ooooopsss... |
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September 27th, 2007
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| Milforum Idol | Ahaha. It gets no more perfect than that. Hahahaha
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
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