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October 14th, 2005   Post 1
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Post; Pooping in Iraq


This actually isn't my story. it's a guy that was in both Iraq wars. Ok so he was in Iraq and they had real nice "pads" there they got Internet there and all that good stuff. he went to go to the bahroom and there was plastiv wrap on the inside of the toilet bowl!!!!
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October 14th, 2005   Post 2
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Umm...o.k. I don't get it.
 
October 14th, 2005   Post 3
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EEK!
 
October 14th, 2005   Post 4
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Umm...o.k. I don't get it.
he pooped and there was plastic wrap on the toilet seat. And when he looked to flush there was poop on the plastic wrap.
 
October 19th, 2005   Post 5
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Ok.
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October 20th, 2005   Post 6
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fronzz
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Umm...o.k. I don't get it.
he pooped and there was plastic wrap on the toilet seat. And when he looked to flush there was poop on the plastic wrap.
Oh o.k. I see now lol!
 
October 20th, 2005   Post 7
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um ok
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October 20th, 2005   Post 8
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Pretty elementary, it was probably made for pissers though. The effect of crapping on saran wrap isn't as golden as pissing on it, only to have it be deflected back onto you....then you've got to question whether or not you have the strength to cut the stream off :P
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October 22nd, 2005   Post 9
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I'm dissappointed. I thought this might have been an interesting topic on how special forces can come accross enemy poop and by examining it, they can then identify the insurgents "last movements."
 
October 22nd, 2005   Post 10
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Now THAT is funny! Cheers padre.
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