Topic: Polish Divorce

tomtom22 · September 19th, 2008

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce. Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and a half a nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It is made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Do either of you have a grudge?
No, we have a carport, and do not need one.
I mean, what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland.
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She is going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She is going to poison me. She bought a bottle at a drugstore and put it on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it says 'Polish Remover.'

AFSteliga · September 19th, 2008

Hahaha. That's a good one.

Sevens · September 20th, 2008

Groan!!!!!

Team Infidel · September 20th, 2008

hahahaahaha

justin1552 · September 20th, 2008

GROAN....

Rob Henderson · September 20th, 2008

Hehehehahahaha. Good stuff. Hahaha

September 19th, 2008	Post 1
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Post; Polish Divorce A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce. Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and a half a nice little home. No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? It is made of concrete. I don't think you understand. Do either of you have a grudge? No, we have a carport, and do not need one. I mean, what are your relations like? All my relations still in Poland. Is there any infidelity in your marriage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Does your wife beat you up? No, I always up before her. Is your wife a nagger? No, she white. Why do you want this divorce? She is going to kill me. What makes you think that? I got proof. What kind of proof? She is going to poison me. She bought a bottle at a drugstore and put it on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it says 'Polish Remover.' __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

September 19th, 2008	Post 2
AFSteliga Milforum Moderator Gear	Hahaha. That's a good one. __________________ Cpl K. Steliga Ground Controller Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control 14 Wing Greenwood Per ardua ad astra

September 20th, 2008	Post 3
Sevens Forum Brat Gear	Groan!!!!! __________________ After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F. Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

September 20th, 2008	Post 4
Team Infidel Milforums Spamfilter Gear	hahahaahaha __________________

September 20th, 2008	Post 5
justin1552 God of Scones Gear	GROAN.... __________________ Larynx, Spine Lungs, Liver, Jugular, Subclavian Artery, Kidney, Heart. Now which will be my strike point?

September 20th, 2008	Post 6
Rob Henderson Milforum Idol	Hehehehahahaha. Good stuff. Hahaha __________________ Sing ye to the Lord, for He hath triumphed gloriously! "If a composer could have said what he wanted to say in words, he wouldn't have needed to write the music." -Gustav Mahler.

Similar Threads
Norwegian tribute to Polish destroyer ORP "Grom"
Hits in Polish defense industry
Polish Tur vehicles might replace Hummers in Afghanistan
U.S. Troops In Afghanistan To Fall Under Polish Command
best way to shine shoes?

Topic: Polish Divorce

Post; Polish Divorce