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| Tirones | Post; POLAR BEARS AND HULA GIRLSLETTER HOME "Dear Dad," read the young soldier's first letter home. "I cannot tell you where I am, but yesterday I shot a polar bear ..." v Several months later came another letter. "Dear Dad, I still cannot tell you where I am, but yesterday I danced with a hula girl ..." Two weeks later came yet another note. "Dear Dad, I still cannot tell you where I am, but yesterday the doctor told me I should have danced with the polar bear and shot the hula girl ..." |
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| Primus Pilus |
__________________ ![]() I have the toughest Job in the Corps.....Putting up with a Marine! |
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| Chief Engineer ![]() |
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations |
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| Primus Pilus | iv heard it before, but still funny |
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii |
__________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS |
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