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February 13th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  |  Post; PoetryFEMALE POEM I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen all day long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I want him to be gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind, and knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I want this man to love me to no end, And forever be my very best friend. MALE POEM I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat. I know this doesn't rhyme, but I don't care. 
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February 13th, 2006
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| Optio  | HaHaHaHaHaHa. Good one tomtom.
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November 17th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer | Bump. Got this in my email again today |
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November 17th, 2006
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| Cadet Moderator  | Very nice.
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November 18th, 2006
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| Forum Brat | Lol....
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November 18th, 2006
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| Centurion | lol, cheers to the creator 
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November 18th, 2006
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| Primus Pilus | lololololol this one is awesome |
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November 24th, 2006
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| Milforum Idol | True art.
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November 24th, 2006
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| Milforum's Postmaster | very nice
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May 22nd, 2007
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| Centurion | Post; You're crazy!!! This is sooooooooo funny, Tom!!!
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