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November 18th, 2005   Post 1
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13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweat pants

10. ! Pissy M ood Syndrome

11. Plainly...Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

And my favorite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect
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November 19th, 2005   Post 2
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November 20th, 2005   Post 3
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November 20th, 2005   Post 4
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Hahaha.
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