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April 18th, 2005   Post 1
LIPS
Tribuni Angusticlavii
 
 

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Two men dressed in Pilots’ uniforms walk up the aisle of the plane.

Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around; searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realise they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport.

As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna ****in' die."
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April 18th, 2005   Post 2
behemoth79
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haha. i like it. i love it. i want some more of it.
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April 18th, 2005   Post 3
Charge 7
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Ha ha not bad. Reminds me of the old joke:

Q: Why don't blind people bungie jump?

A: It scares the crap out of their dogs.
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April 18th, 2005   Post 4
the_13th_redneck
No Chance Outside
 
 
Gear


Man... I'm going to spread this one.
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TRESPASSERS WILL BE PROSTITUTED

Next time you travel http://www.epictrip.com
 
July 3rd, 2006   Post 5
tomtom22
Chief Engineer
 
 
Gear

Don't tell thar one on an airplane.
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July 4th, 2006   Post 6
Missileer
Nuclear Duck Hunter
 
 
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Just lean over and whisper to the person next to you, "I'm so embarassed, I stepped on the Pilot's guide dog's toe."
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July 4th, 2006   Post 7
Rob Henderson
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ahahahaha...thats great...
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