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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Post; PilotsTwo men dressed in Pilots’ uniforms walk up the aisle of the plane. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around; searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realise they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands. In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna ****in' die."
__________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS |
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | haha. i like it. i love it. i want some more of it.
__________________ ![]() si deum nobiscum, quis contra? AS LONG AS DIXIE STILL EXISTS,THIS COUNTRY WILL NEVER FALL |
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| Master Gunner | Ha ha not bad. Reminds me of the old joke: Q: Why don't blind people bungie jump? A: It scares the crap out of their dogs. |
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| No Chance Outside | Man... I'm going to spread this one.
__________________ Sergeant 13th Redneck (RET) Republic of Korea Marine Corps TRESPASSERS WILL BE PROSTITUTED ![]() Next time you travel http://www.epictrip.com |
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| Chief Engineer ![]() | Don't tell thar one on an airplane.
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations |
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter ![]() | Just lean over and whisper to the person next to you, "I'm so embarassed, I stepped on the Pilot's guide dog's toe."
__________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill |
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| Milforum Idol | ahahahaha...thats great...
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
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