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June 11th, 2005   Post 1
AmericanSweetheart
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Post; Picture Says a Thousand Words


Don't get me wrong I'm not bashing I just thought this was a fun joke fill in any name you like and pass it on.


Picture Says a Thousand Words

Here's a dilemma for you... With all your honor and dignity what would you do? This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision one way or the other. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and consider each line - this is important for the test to work accurately. You're in Florida...In Miami, to be exact. There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods. There are huge masses of water all over you. You are a CNN photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water. Nature is showing all its destructive power and is ripping everything away with it. Suddenly you see a man in the water, he is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by the masses of water and mud. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar. Suddenly you know who it is -- it's George W. Bush! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him away, forever. You have two options. You can save him or you can take the best photo of your life. So you can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo, a unique photo displaying the death of one of the world's most powerful men. And here's the question (please give an honest answer): Would you select color film, or rather go with the simplicity of classic black and white?
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June 11th, 2005   Post 2
fronzz
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Post; Re: Picture Says a Thousand Words


Quote:
Originally Posted by AmericanSweetheart
Don't get me wrong I'm not bashing I just thought this was a fun joke fill in any name you like and pass it on.


Picture Says a Thousand Words

Here's a dilemma for you... With all your honor and dignity what would you do? This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision one way or the other. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and consider each line - this is important for the test to work accurately. You're in Florida...In Miami, to be exact. There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods. There are huge masses of water all over you. You are a CNN photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water. Nature is showing all its destructive power and is ripping everything away with it. Suddenly you see a man in the water, he is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by the masses of water and mud. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar. Suddenly you know who it is -- it's George W. Bush! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him away, forever. You have two options. You can save him or you can take the best photo of your life. So you can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo, a unique photo displaying the death of one of the world's most powerful men. And here's the question (please give an honest answer): Would you select color film, or rather go with the simplicity of classic black and white?
I would very quickly take the picture and then go help him.
 
June 12th, 2005   Post 3
behemoth79
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id have a digital camera on me so i could email it right away for safekeeping.
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June 28th, 2005   Post 4
Cadet_MSGT_San_Miguel
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huh
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June 28th, 2005   Post 5
c/Commander
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And you can't do both?
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June 28th, 2005   Post 6
ghost457
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definitely color. George Bush is a great man (im gonna get flamed soooooo bad) but hes not that important to me, if it was somebody i knew and cared about, id go get 'em, but for him, oh well. also, who would want to be a photographer? that would be such a dumb job........haha, thats just my opinion, please dont get mad........
 
July 2nd, 2005   Post 7
CAPmech
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im cunfused isnt the ? wut film you would use not if you would save him or not
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July 2nd, 2005   Post 8
Joe252
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i would have to go with black and white for the classic look after all he is old..
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July 7th, 2005   Post 9
AmericanSweetheart
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the question is black and white or color not whether you would save him.