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| Primus Pilus | Post; Pick up linesPut your best pick up lines here. Please dont repeat the same line that someone else has done. I'll start off. Are you a ticket because you have fine written all over you.
__________________ Cadet Chief Robot> Joe252, i must tell you this. I\'m turning gay. Joe252>you dont have to tell me that im straight for christ sakes. |
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Are those wings or shoulder-blades cause i could swear your an angel. |
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| Optio | baby are u tired? (why?) cuz you've been runnin threw my mind all day (hahaha i actually fell for this one today thats why i put it. and no. no one actually hit on me with a lame line like that it was a friend joking around) lol i hope you know CPR cuz you just took my breath away screw me if im wrong but have we met before? hahahah okie im done xoxox Megan <3 semper fi
__________________ .4ever Proud-JHC-My Bro.My Hero. Xo Megan <3 Semper Fi |
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Ok you reach over and look at the girls tag on the back of her shirt, and say, "Just as I suspected, Made In Heaven" Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd love to tap that . Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street. Are you wearing a space suit? Cause your body is out of this world.
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | "nice hair! what made you chose that color?" or my ultimate fave (from "the man show? (?)): "does the carpet match the curtains?
__________________ If I am asked what we are fighting for, I can reply in two sentences. In the first place, to fulfil a solemn international obligation . . . an obligation of honor which no self-respecting man could possibly have repudiated. I say, secondly, we are fighting to vindicate the principle that small nationalities are not to be crushed in defiance of international good faith at the arbitrary will of a strong and overmastering Power. Author: Rt. Hon. Herbert Henry Asquith Source: Statement, to House of Commons, Declaration of War with Germany, Aug. 4, 1914 |
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| Milforum Moderator ![]() | I have always wanted to try "Can I buy you a drink so I can start looking better?" then I got married so that ends that. Keep it clean in here boys and girls. Threads along this nature tend to get out of control.
__________________ "The best form of taking care of troops is first-class training, for this saves unnecessary casualties." Erwin Rommel |
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| Centurion | - I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home -do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine -Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too mmm uk/irish men have wild bad chat up lines, but theres worse ones but ill keep it clean as doody said :P
__________________ Tír gan teanga, tír gan anam. |
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | sorry (but seriously you gotta see the show, a 6year old going up to a lady (in 30's) and trying the second line, the look on her face was priceless, esp since he had a legit fake id and pretended to be over 18 |
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| Centurion | Is that a mirror in your pocket cause i can see myself in your pants. I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
__________________ Corporal Nathan (Nate) Clarke 2 Section 2/IC 2136 C-Scot-R (Princess Mary's) R.C.(Army).C.C. |
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter ![]() | Has anyone seen my Medal of Honor? I think I dropped it when I reached for my Pilot's wings.
__________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill |
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