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June 3rd, 2006   Post 1
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The Pharmacist

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
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June 3rd, 2006   Post 2
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i believe that has already been posted but i'll let tom look for it since my shoulder hurts and im to lazy
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June 4th, 2006   Post 3
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probably.. i see this one alot haha
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June 4th, 2006   Post 4
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Originally Posted by armlesscadet
i believe that has already been posted but i'll let tom look for it since my shoulder hurts and im to lazy
No it hasn't been posted before. Good post, ARMY 101
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June 5th, 2006   Post 5
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wow
im so sure ive seen this joke on here before


edit:
a similiar one anyway
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Last edited by rotc boy; June 5th, 2006 at 00:29.
 
June 5th, 2006   Post 6
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Well, you are right, rotc boy. I searched using the word "pharmacist" not "condoms". Chalk one up for you.
 
June 5th, 2006   Post 7
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June 7th, 2006   Post 8
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haha
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June 7th, 2006   Post 9
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ha ha ha
nice!
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June 7th, 2006   Post 10
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*sigh*...oops..and D*oh!
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