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April 30th, 2008
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| Milforum's Postmaster | Post; Pfizer AnnouncementPfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, There should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge Erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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April 30th, 2008
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| Spam King | please stand by whilst I bang my head into the wall
__________________ When did "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death!" become "Give up your liberties or we're all gonna die?" |
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May 1st, 2008
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| Forum Brat | ^^ Ditto on that one. 
__________________ All I want is for one guy to prove to me that they're not all the same....... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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May 1st, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  | Hahahaha!!!
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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May 1st, 2008
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| Fridgeraider (Instructor) | This is the end of the world.
__________________ Sergeant 13th Redneck (RET) Republic of Korea Marine Corps TRESPASSERS WILL BE PROSTITUTED  Next time you travel http://www.epictrip.com |
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