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January 23rd, 2007   Post 1
bulldogg
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Post; Petrol Arthimetic


Ok folks you MUST have a calculator to do this properly... if you don't use a calculator you wont get the joke...

Start with 57 oil fields pumping 50 barrels a day,
subtract 7 barrels for local consumption,
then multiply by 5 corrupt politicians,
multiply this by 1000 dollars in illegal kickbacks,
add 469 employees
and then times by 5 continents...
what do you get?

(turn the calculator upside down to see the answer)

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January 23rd, 2007   Post 2
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Very nice, bulldogg!!!!!
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January 23rd, 2007   Post 3
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bd.. you have toooo much time on your hands
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January 23rd, 2007   Post 4
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Oooooooo, nasty!
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