Topic: Perspective Check: Round 8

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January 11th, 2008   Post 1
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Post; Perspective Check: Round 8


THE MAINTENANCE CREW of my Navy E-2C squadron had worked feverishly to repair my aircraft in time for an important flight. After they declared the plane "up," they stood by while I conducted a preflight inspection. As I reached behind an equipment box, I skewered my finger on the exposed end of a safety wire, and the cut bled profusely. Sticking my head out of the plane to ask for a first-aid kit, I noticed two crew members studying a small red pool beneath the aircraft. "That's my blood!" I called out.

Both faces immediately brightened. "What a relief!" one said. "We thought it was hydraulic fluid!"

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Lt. Cmdr. J. P. Wilkins

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
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January 11th, 2008   Post 2
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oh jeez.........
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January 11th, 2008   Post 3
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Well what a relief. LOL
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January 11th, 2008   Post 4
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Good one, AJ!
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