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December 18th, 2007   Post 1
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Post; Perspective Check: Round 7


AS A NAVY DENTIST, I was conducting exams at Naval Dental Center, Camp Lejeune, N.C. A young Marine from the Second Reconnaissance Battalion mentioned that he was temporarily assigned to barracks clean-up duty. Noting his qualifications badges for scuba and parachuting as well as expert pistol and rifle awards, I remarked, "Isn't the Reconnaissance Battalion's motto 'Swift, Silent and Deadly'?"

"Yes, sir," he said. "But over at the barracks, the guys now refer to it as 'Sweep, Swab and Dust'."

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Lt. Cmdr. D. Grant Metzler

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
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December 18th, 2007   Post 2
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Very nice.
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December 18th, 2007   Post 3
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good story
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May 31st, 2008   Post 4
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Hahahaha!!!
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