Topic: Perspective Check, Round 4

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August 23rd, 2006   Post 1
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Post; Perspective Check, Round 4


DURING MARINE BOOT CAMP, we were marched to an outdoor classroom for a lecture on the M-14. The instructor explained the rifle's attributes, including its capacity to fire a bullet 2300 feet per second. "Sir," one recruit said, raising his hand, "that seems kind of slow."

"Well, son," the instructor countered, "so far the Marine Corps hasn't found anyone who can run faster than that."

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Stevan M. Hestilow

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
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August 23rd, 2006   Post 2
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Pretty good.
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August 23rd, 2006   Post 3
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Good reply!
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August 23rd, 2006   Post 4
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Awesome!!!
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August 24th, 2006   Post 5
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Nicely done!
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August 24th, 2006   Post 6
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hahaha...*hang head in shame* aye aye sir.
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