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October 1st, 2005
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| Chief Engineer  | Post; Perfect WomenTO ALL WOMEN WHO THINK THEY ARE PERFECT! Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Question: Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it) ANSWER: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women --> Stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men --> Keep scrolling. So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. Men --> Keep scrolling By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates that you can't follow simple instructions! 
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October 1st, 2005
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| Master Gunner | Oooooooo! My wife threw something at the monitor over that!  
__________________ "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia  |
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October 1st, 2005
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| Chief Engineer | Quote:
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October 2nd, 2005
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| Primus Pilus | ahahahhahaha |
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October 2nd, 2005
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| Tribunus Laticlavius |
__________________ C/Capt "Robot", CAP (ret) NBB '06 Alpha Flight NBB '07 Delta Flight |
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October 2nd, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii |
__________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS |
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November 25th, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | hehehehehehe
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November 26th, 2007
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| Forum Brat | Okay, okay!!!!! I can't follow directions!!!!!!  Good one, tomtom!!! 
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November 26th, 2007
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | "By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates that you can't follow simple instructions!" I tried to follow the instructions...temptation just got the best of me. 
__________________ Is there more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking? Does Dark Have a Speed Too? http://www.myspace.com/doesdarkhaveaspeedtoo |
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November 30th, 2007
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| Milforum Cowgirl | Hahahahaha..too funny
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