About Perfect Women
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October 1st, 2005
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| | Perfect Women infoOnce upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Question: Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it) ANSWER: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women --> Stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men --> Keep scrolling. So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. Men --> Keep scrolling By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates that you can't follow simple instructions!  "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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October 1st, 2005
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Oooooooo! My wife threw something at the monitor over that!   "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia  |
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October 1st, 2005
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October 2nd, 2005
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ahahahhahaha |
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October 2nd, 2005
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| | WOLFPACK! The Devil wanted a refund on my soul; I told him all sales final. |
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October 2nd, 2005
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| | Some more words of wisdom from LIPS |
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November 25th, 2007
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hehehehehehe
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November 26th, 2007
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Okay, okay!!!!! I can't follow directions!!!!!!  Good one, tomtom!!!  Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine. |
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November 26th, 2007
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"By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates that you can't follow simple instructions!" I tried to follow the instructions...temptation just got the best of me.  "Our politicians do not serve us; they serve the multinational corporations that pay them. It's time to change that. Let's end the corporate takeover of our government." — Cenk Uygur  |
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November 30th, 2007
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Hahahahaha..too funny
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