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October 27th, 2003   Post 1
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Post; The perfect shot


A Sniper laid on the mound testing and adjusting his aim for what seemed an eternity; looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Driving his observer nuts.
Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Take the damn shot!"
The Sniper answers, "My Sergeant Major is up there watching me from the Barracks. I want to make this a perfect shot."
"Forget it, man! You don't stand a chance of hitting him from here!"
 
May 14th, 2004   Post 2
mikealphatango
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not bad
 
May 23rd, 2004   Post 3
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lol
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June 12th, 2004   Post 4
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to bad for the sniper
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June 12th, 2004   Post 5
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Good stuff.
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September 5th, 2005   Post 6
tomtom22
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Heard the same joke but in a golfer's mode. Still funny.
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September 9th, 2005   Post 7
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Nice.
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