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October 23rd, 2005
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| Chief Engineer  | Post; The PERFECT Husband???Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$60,000" MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000" MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" 
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October 23rd, 2005
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__________________ Gentlemen, when the enemy is committed to a mistake we must not interrupt him too soon. Horatio Nelson  |
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October 23rd, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii  | HILARIOUS! 
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October 23rd, 2005
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| I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!!  | Man I would hate to pay that guys bill lol! |
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October 24th, 2005
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| Cadet Moderator  |
__________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra |
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October 24th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Thats "GOLD"
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October 24th, 2005
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| Milforum Idol | LOL thats a good one...
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
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October 25th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | LOL Oh my gosh!! That was really good! |
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October 26th, 2005
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| Milforums Spamkiller | Oh crap, that was you on the phone.. .Hey you owe my $1,000,000 damn it!!
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October 26th, 2005
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| Milforum Hitman  | Ha ha ha ha
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