Topic: People Say The Darndest Things

Charge 7 · February 1st, 2005

Henry Kissinger: "There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do."

George Burns: "And God said - Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan."

Arnold Schwarzenegger: "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?' "

Robin Williams: "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."

Jerry Garcia: "I read somewhere that 77 percent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 percent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves."

Roseanne: "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."

Rod Stewart: "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."

Axel Rose: "I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot."

the_13th_redneck · February 1st, 2005

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Originally Posted by Charge_7

Rod Stewart: "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."

Wait, doesn't this guy sing love songs?

Charge 7 · February 1st, 2005

Not too many singers don't sing a love song now and then

Stewart's track record though would cause his credibility in that area to be highly suspect.

My favorite was the Jerry Garcia one. Has me wondering too.

the_13th_redneck · February 1st, 2005

It's known as "Michael Jackson"

NCdt Steliga · February 3rd, 2005

Pretty good.

Darcia · February 6th, 2005

That was pretty funny.

pixiedustboo · February 7th, 2005

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Originally Posted by Charge_7

Arnold Schwarzenegger: "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?' "

Robin Williams: "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."

Axel Rose: "I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot."

LMBO! These are great! Schwarzenegger's is just awesome because he's...well he's Schwazenegger!

tomtom22 · May 11th, 2006

Funny!

Italian Guy · May 11th, 2006

Hehe, funny.

Team Infidel · January 7th, 2007

that's a good one

February 1st, 2005	Post 1
Charge 7 Master Gunner	Post; People Say The Darndest Things Henry Kissinger: "There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do." George Burns: "And God said - Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan." Arnold Schwarzenegger: "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?' " Robin Williams: "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Jerry Garcia: "I read somewhere that 77 percent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 percent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves." Roseanne: "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." Rod Stewart: "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." Axel Rose: "I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot." __________________ "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia

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NCdt Steliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Pretty good. __________________ Pte K. Steliga RMC/CMR Cadet Wing Quartermaster Per ardua ad astra

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Darcia Tribuni Angusticlavii	That was pretty funny. __________________ ^_^

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tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Funny! __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

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Italian Guy Milforum Hitman Gear	Hehe, funny. __________________ "Freedom is the sure possession of those alone who have the courage to defend it". Pericles.

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February 1st, 2005	Post 3
Charge 7 Master Gunner	Not too many singers don't sing a love song now and then Stewart's track record though would cause his credibility in that area to be highly suspect. My favorite was the Jerry Garcia one. Has me wondering too.

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the_13th_redneck No Chance Outside Gear	It's known as "Michael Jackson"

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Team Infidel Milforum's Postmaster Gear	that's a good one __________________