Topic: Pentagon Announces Creation of USRSF

Uncle_Sam · July 30th, 2005

USRSF

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF). These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK

babyboy4u363 · July 30th, 2005

lololol .......i mean .....*ahem* lol

C/2nd Lt Robot · July 30th, 2005

You're under estimating the power of Rednecks

. I'll give them four days to clear up the mess there. All because of

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5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

LIPS · August 2nd, 2005

Who the hell is this Dale Earnhardt guy is he like the head of all "rednecks" in the USA?????????????

C/2nd Lt Robot · August 2nd, 2005

Nascar legend. Drove the number 3 car and was killed in a car crash during a race. I'm sure you can google him to find out more.

tomtom22 · August 10th, 2005

That's downright funny!

xander · August 22nd, 2005

haha funny

Missileer · August 22nd, 2005

Poor Iraq. I think amnasty international should hear about this.

phoenix80 · August 22nd, 2005

funny! thnx for sharing

armlesscadet · May 16th, 2006

July 30th, 2005	Post 1
Uncle_Sam Centurion	Post; Pentagon Announces Creation of USRSF USRSF The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF). These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt. This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK __________________ American Military Community

August 2nd, 2005	Post 4
LIPS Tribuni Angusticlavii	Who the hell is this Dale Earnhardt guy is he like the head of all "rednecks" in the USA????????????? __________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS

August 10th, 2005	Post 6
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	That's downright funny! __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

August 22nd, 2005	Post 7
xander Centurion	haha funny __________________ \"SemperFi,Do Or Die! GungHo,GungHo,GungHo! What Makes The Grass Grow? Blood,Blood,Blood! What Do We Do For A Living,Ladies? Kill,Kill,Kill!\".

August 22nd, 2005	Post 8
Missileer Nuclear Duck Hunter Gear	Poor Iraq. I think amnasty international should hear about this. __________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill

July 30th, 2005	Post 2
babyboy4u363 Centurion Gear	lololol .......i mean .....ahem lol

August 2nd, 2005	Post 5
C/2nd Lt Robot Tribunus Laticlavius	Nascar legend. Drove the number 3 car and was killed in a car crash during a race. I'm sure you can google him to find out more.

August 22nd, 2005	Post 9
phoenix80 Banned Gear	funny! thnx for sharing

May 16th, 2006	Post 10
armlesscadet duke of milforum slayer	Post; Usrsf __________________ C/1stSgt AFJROTC Death smiles at us all. The US Marine smiles back

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