Topic: Pentagon Announces Creation of USRSF 2

tomtom22 · May 16th, 2006

Funny, too bad it isn't true!
But it's been posted before: Pentagon Announces Creation of USRSF

Fox · May 16th, 2006

Lol!!!

gigabrain · May 16th, 2006

still funny tho

icecold · May 16th, 2006

great picture they'll probably eat iraq

5.56X45mm · May 17th, 2006

You forgot FLORIDA!!!!!!

We are NASCAR, Daytona 500.

Turkey Hunting Capital of the USA. And lots of good moonshine.

armlesscadet · May 17th, 2006

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Originally Posted by 5.56X45mm

And lots of good moonshine.

GIMME SOME!!!!!!!!!

Damien435 · June 26th, 2006

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Originally Posted by 5.56X45mm

You forgot FLORIDA!!!!!!
Turkey Hunting Capital of the USA.

B******t! I call your bluff.

Rob Henderson · June 28th, 2006

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Originally Posted by Uncle_Sam

USRSF

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF). These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK

With those facts they're all gone. Every single one is dead. Probably within a week.hahahaha, thats great...

Edit:I sent this to a couple of guys in SF, they said thanks. haha

bigcanada813 · July 6th, 2006

just read this, you left out virginia. we have four NASCAR races here each year. still, pretty gd funny.

Team Infidel · February 23rd, 2007

always a good one

May 16th, 2006	Post 11
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Funny, too bad it isn't true! But it's been posted before: Pentagon Announces Creation of USRSF __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

May 16th, 2006	Post 12
Fox Can you hear me now? Gear	Lol!!! __________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American

May 16th, 2006	Post 13
gigabrain Centurion Gear	still funny tho __________________ Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. "I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head!"

May 17th, 2006	Post 15
5.56X45mm 100% Space Shuttle Door Gunner Gear	You forgot FLORIDA!!!!!! We are NASCAR, Daytona 500. Turkey Hunting Capital of the USA. And lots of good moonshine. __________________

July 6th, 2006	Post 19
bigcanada813 Canuckus Maximus Gear	just read this, you left out virginia. we have four NASCAR races here each year. still, pretty gd funny. __________________ "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

May 16th, 2006	Post 14
icecold Milites Gregarius	great picture they'll probably eat iraq

February 23rd, 2007	Post 20
Team Infidel Milforums Spamkiller Gear	always a good one __________________