Topic: The Pearly Gates

Charge 7 · January 25th, 2005

One day in heaven, St. Peter was busy minding the Pearly Gates as usual but had alot of things he wanted to do elsewhere. He saw Jesus walking by.

"Hey Jesus! Can you watch the gates for me while I run some errands?"

Jesus said "Well I dunno I've never done that before"

St. Peter said "Hey listen, it's easy. All you hafta do is ask people as they arrive at the gate about their lives and based on their answers decide whether or not they belong in heaven. It's a cynch!"

Jesus says "Okay" and St. Peter hadn't been gone long before an old man showed up at the gate. "Well I guess I'm supposed to ask you about your life" Jesus said "Can you tell me what you did?"

"I was a carpenter" says the old man

Jesus being the son of a carpenter was interested to hear more. "Well can you tell me more about your life?"

The old man said "I had a son but I lost him"

Now Jesus is REALLY interested "Can you tell me more about your son?"

"Well he had holes in his hands and feet" says the old man

Now Jesus is EXTREMELY interested and he leans real close to the old man and whispers so God won't overhear him "father?"

And the old man leans real close and whispers...

"Pinochio?"

C/2nd Lt Robot · January 25th, 2005

LMAO

That's great.

Darcia · January 26th, 2005

heh.....that was wierd.

the_13th_redneck · January 26th, 2005

Team Infidel · February 27th, 2007

that was pretty good

January 25th, 2005	Post 1
Charge 7 Master Gunner	Post; The Pearly Gates One day in heaven, St. Peter was busy minding the Pearly Gates as usual but had alot of things he wanted to do elsewhere. He saw Jesus walking by. "Hey Jesus! Can you watch the gates for me while I run some errands?" Jesus said "Well I dunno I've never done that before" St. Peter said "Hey listen, it's easy. All you hafta do is ask people as they arrive at the gate about their lives and based on their answers decide whether or not they belong in heaven. It's a cynch!" Jesus says "Okay" and St. Peter hadn't been gone long before an old man showed up at the gate. "Well I guess I'm supposed to ask you about your life" Jesus said "Can you tell me what you did?" "I was a carpenter" says the old man Jesus being the son of a carpenter was interested to hear more. "Well can you tell me more about your life?" The old man said "I had a son but I lost him" Now Jesus is REALLY interested "Can you tell me more about your son?" "Well he had holes in his hands and feet" says the old man Now Jesus is EXTREMELY interested and he leans real close to the old man and whispers so God won't overhear him "father?" And the old man leans real close and whispers... "Pinochio?" __________________ "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia

January 25th, 2005	Post 2
C/2nd Lt Robot Tribunus Laticlavius	LMAO That's great. __________________ C/Capt "Robot", CAP (ret) NBB '06 Alpha Flight NBB '07 Delta Flight

January 26th, 2005	Post 3
Darcia Tribuni Angusticlavii	heh.....that was wierd. __________________ ^_^

January 26th, 2005	Post 4
the_13th_redneck No Chance Outside Gear	LOL __________________ I don't exist. TRESPASSERS WILL BE PROSTITUTED Next time you travel http://www.epictrip.com

February 27th, 2007	Post 5
Team Infidel Milforums Spamkiller Gear	that was pretty good __________________

Topic: The Pearly Gates

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