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September 25th, 2007
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| Forum Health Inspector | Post; Peacetime POWOUR ARMY physical-training program requires us to run two miles every other day in platoon formation. Being somewhat older than the other soldiers, I have trouble running faster than a ten-minute mile. During a recent run, I was finding it difficult to complete the two miles without stopping, so I raised my hands high above my head to expand my diaphragm and gain my second wind. Suddenly I heard a voice from behind me say, "Forget it, sergeant, we don't take prisoners." --Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Lorrie Coffman Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
__________________  Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?" And I said, "Here am I. Send me!" -- Isaiah 6:8 |
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September 25th, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | hahahahaha
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September 25th, 2007
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| Forum Brat | Hahahahaha!!!!
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June 2nd, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  | Hahahaha!!!
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June 5th, 2008
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| 100% Space Shuttle Door Gunner | I fell out of my chair laughing at that one....
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June 10th, 2008
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| No Chance Outside | hahaha nice.
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June 11th, 2008
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| Cadet Moderator  | Good one.
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June 15th, 2008
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| God of Scones | VERY funny. I lol'ed
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