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July 16th, 2004
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| Tirones | Post; patriotic duty....lmaoMARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR THIS SATURDAY AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES. THIS SATURDAY, AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME, ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSES COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS. CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT. ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSES TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO THINK IT'S OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIVES AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN. SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT. FOR GOOD MEASURE, HAVE VARIOUS PORK PRODUCTS COOKING ON YOUR BBQ GRILL. THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY. GOD BLESS AMERICA. IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON. |
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July 22nd, 2004
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | HEY i was in VEGAS last saturday and i saw no nude women, whats up with that ? 
__________________ on a permanent vacation....will visit every now and then. see arcade hidden message!!! Life is short and pointless, be happy and live it. |
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July 22nd, 2004
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Are you sure looked in all the right places?
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July 23rd, 2004
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| Cadet Moderator  | That's amusing.
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July 23rd, 2004
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| Immunes | It must not have gotten to my neighborhood. I don't think there would be any people left on my street if that actually happened. There would only be a couple of us still alive.
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August 2nd, 2004
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| Optio | guys....  |
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January 17th, 2007
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| Forum Brat | Oh brother.
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April 11th, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | that is amuzing..
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