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August 24th, 2006
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| Milforum Chaplain  | Post; The Pastor's AssA pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local newspaper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local newspaper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES...HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The bishop was buried the next day.... The moral of the story is.... Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery ... and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life..... Only worry about your own ASS not someone else's.....You'll be a lot happier and live longer! |
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August 24th, 2006
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| Milforums Spamkiller | i love these. you know padre, I am sending all of these to my unit Chaplain.
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August 25th, 2006
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| Primus Pilus | i thought chaplain's were supposed to be stuffy, serious people. i guess there's always exceptions
__________________ And shepards we shall be For thee, My Lord, for thee Power hath descended forth from thy hand That our feet may quickly carry out thy command So we shall flow a river forth to thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be In nomini Patri, et Fili, Spiritus Sancti Veritas, Aequitas |
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August 25th, 2006
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| Forum Brat | LOL Very nice, Padre!!
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August 25th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  | Good one, Padre!
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August 25th, 2006
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| Milforums Spamkiller | Quote:
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August 25th, 2006
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| Cadet Moderator  | Nice one.
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August 29th, 2006
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| Primus Pilus | Funny and has a moral *stands and claps*
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