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October 30th, 2005   Post 1
tomtom22
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Post; The Pasta Diet and Your Health


ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!

1.. You walka pasta da bakery..

2.. You walka pasta da candy store.

3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.

4... You walka pasta da table and fridge.

You will lose weight!

AND......

CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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October 30th, 2005   Post 2
Italian Guy
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Yeah sure...
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October 31st, 2005   Post 3
LIPS
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October 31st, 2005   Post 4
xander
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lol
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October 31st, 2005   Post 5
LIPS
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November 27th, 2007   Post 6
Team Infidel
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haha
haha
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November 27th, 2007   Post 7
Sevens
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Those are cute.
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November 28th, 2007   Post 8
CrazyLilCajun
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haha...too funny..
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