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June 4th, 2004   Post 1
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Post; Parts is Parts


Myself and another one of our mechanics were working on a couple vehicles while at Ft Hood one year and this is a conversation between Our S4 and the other mechanic. Our S4 was a stickler about extra parts we had on hand. For the forum I'll just call them by their rank.

Maj: What are you doing soldier?
SPC: Fixing these trucks sir
Maj: Whats wrong with them?
SPC: They're broke
Maj: whered you get these parts?
SPC: from the part getting place
Maj: Who gave you authorization?
SPC: that um...guy
Maj: you better give me a straight answer before I have a talk with your supervisor
SPC: If you're talking about SSG "name withheld" he's in there <points to motor pool office>

after chewing out the good SSG, the Maj leaves. Then SPC and SSG has a chuckle session. An hour later all vehicles are called to the motor pool for PMCS. All happen to have a deadline for some strange reason.

Maj: I need my vehicle for a briefing
SPC: sorry sir, its deadlined
Maj: it cant be fixed?
SPC: no sir we dont have the parts
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June 4th, 2004   Post 2
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Ouch...
 
June 4th, 2004   Post 3
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That's rough.
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June 5th, 2004   Post 4
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HEHE been there done that ..in each set of boots
 
June 6th, 2004   Post 5
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Harsh...
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June 6th, 2004   Post 6
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ahh people.lol
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June 7th, 2004   Post 7
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I talked to SSG today who is now a SFC lol. I showed him the military jokes and we read all of them. We borrowed the one about not needing physical fitness and have plans on sporting the officerrank symbol joke to some of the majors in the unit. We are a Brigade HHD so we have plenty to pick on

SSG also informed me that I left some of the convo out lol but it was mainly just one line.


Maj: wheres your document register?
SPC: I wasnt issued one with my toolbox, it may be in the number 1 common...
 
May 4th, 2007   Post 8
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that'll leave a mark
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July 31st, 2008   Post 9
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Major's fault.
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August 1st, 2008   Post 10
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NCdt Steliga
That's rough.
Also very funny(former Bn Motor Officer)
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