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| Optio | Post; Parts is PartsMyself and another one of our mechanics were working on a couple vehicles while at Ft Hood one year and this is a conversation between Our S4 and the other mechanic. Our S4 was a stickler about extra parts we had on hand. For the forum I'll just call them by their rank. Maj: What are you doing soldier? SPC: Fixing these trucks sir Maj: Whats wrong with them? SPC: They're broke Maj: whered you get these parts? SPC: from the part getting place Maj: Who gave you authorization? SPC: that um...guy Maj: you better give me a straight answer before I have a talk with your supervisor SPC: If you're talking about SSG "name withheld" he's in there <points to motor pool office> after chewing out the good SSG, the Maj leaves. Then SPC and SSG has a chuckle session. An hour later all vehicles are called to the motor pool for PMCS. All happen to have a deadline for some strange reason. Maj: I need my vehicle for a briefing SPC: sorry sir, its deadlined Maj: it cant be fixed? SPC: no sir we dont have the parts
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| The fire is everything... ![]() | Ouch... |
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| Cadet Moderator ![]() | That's rough.
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| Milites Gregarius | HEHE been there done that ..in each set of boots |
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Harsh...
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | ahh people.lol
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| Optio | I talked to SSG today who is now a SFC lol. I showed him the military jokes and we read all of them. We borrowed the one about not needing physical fitness and have plans on sporting the officerrank symbol joke to some of the majors in the unit. We are a Brigade HHD so we have plenty to pick on SSG also informed me that I left some of the convo out lol but it was mainly just one line. Maj: wheres your document register? SPC: I wasnt issued one with my toolbox, it may be in the number 1 common... |
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| Milforums Spamkiller | that'll leave a mark
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| Slubberdegullion | Major's fault.
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