If so, I would rather be a spiritual virgin for eternity. You couldn't pay me to jump from an airplane. I get light headed on open grated stairs going to the second floor...

Originally Posted by KJ

I heard jumping was like having sex with God.

You mean like a foursome?
We are talking about the holy trinity here, So basically you will be shagging the old man, junior and spooky.

ROTFL!!!

Originally Posted by 42RM

You mean like a foursome?
We are talking about the holy trinity here, So basically you will be shagging the old man, junior and spooky.

Holy ****
It's ****ing funny. I´ve not laughed that much in long time.
You are completely bonkers 42RM.

Why Skydiving is better than sex...

1. You can have eight skydives a day and still want more.
2. Finding partners for skydiving is much easier - physical attraction is not as important.
3. Skydiving is much safer, no diseases and no kids.
4. Finding good partners is much easier - everyone knows in advance how good a skydiver you are.
5. It's socially acceptable to do 4-ways, 8-ways, 16-ways...
6. Everyone involved is usually satisfied or not with a skydive.
7. You can ask skydivers if they've put on weight without offending them.
8. You rarely get told by your partner(s) that they've had enough.
9. Solo skydiving is not embarrassing.
10. Everyone is ugly in freefall.

I have to try it.

Originally Posted by 42RM

You mean like a foursome?
We are talking about the holy trinity here, So basically you will be shagging the old man, junior and spooky.

Well I didn´t, but your mind took it there in 0.1 second flat..Thinking abit more on it, ofcourse he´s got a QRF, he´s God after all...Hehehe

And as we all know, God is Airborne..

... he failed the Commando Course!

Originally Posted by Freyja

Holy ****
It's ****ing funny. I´ve not laughed that much in long time.
You are completely bonkers 42RM.

Marines... everything is like sex to them...

They are always having fun...

"I dont care how many skydives you have, until youve jumped from a C-130 moving at 120 knots, with 150lbs of equipment strapped to your body, into the pitch-black night at 800 feet, youre still a LEG!"

Not cool mixing skydiving with being a paratrooper.

Old ladies and sissies can sky dive.

A Paratrooper is a soldier who has volunteered to go anywhwere for any reason.
Many old Paratroopers are skydivers. Many have thousands of jumps.
I know a 78 year old still jumping.
This is a big deal to those of us who have bothered to give up a bit of our lives in service.