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September 29th, 2010   #1
tomtom22
 
 

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Yesterday my wife asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.

She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.
I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club .
She said "Are you nuts? You're 73 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses? This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week!
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.


"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
September 29th, 2010   #2
Sevens
 
 
Hahahahahaha!!!


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October 8th, 2010   #3
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October 10th, 2010   #4
Korean Seaboy
 
 
You have my hat off
 



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