Topic: Paper vs. Soap

tomtom22 · November 22nd, 2005

A woman sends her clothing out to the Chinese laundry. When it came back there were still stains in her panties.

The next week she encloses a note to the Chinese laundryman that says, "Use more soap on panties."

This goes on for several weeks, the woman sending the same note to the laundry.

"Use more soap on panties." Finally fed up! the Chinese man responded with his own note that said,

"Use more paper on ass."

pixiedustboo · November 22nd, 2005

LOL!

That is gross!

Navy Boy · November 23rd, 2005

bulldogg · November 23rd, 2005

HA!!! Tom I want you to come visit me here so you can appreciate a whole new level of how funny that joke is.

bigcanada813 · November 23rd, 2005

FULLMETALJACKET · November 25th, 2005

WOW pretty darn funny!

behemoth79 · November 27th, 2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by bulldogg

HA!!! Tom I want you to come visit me here so you can appreciate a whole new level of how funny that joke is.

oh do explain. i wanna hear this.

JulesLee · November 28th, 2005

lol sick

bulldogg · November 28th, 2005

Ok Behemoth, you asked for it...

First, China is quite famous for the unhygenic nature of its toilet facilities. Its one of the major overhauls taking place in Beijing for the Olympics.

Second, most are "squatties", no sit down toilet. But don't worry there's a hose in the stall for cleaning off your shoes if your aim is bad.

Third, NO paper, ever. You bring your own or you, ahem, do without.

Fourth, here in the city I live in of 10 million, they clean the stalls with urine that has been sitting out for a week so it has turned into all natural amonia. The smell is really quite unique to put it mildly.

Fifth, most mainland Chinese have no problem with just relieving themselves where ever and when ever the spirit moves them. I have seen small children, teenagers and adults urinate and even defecate in public. No shame.

Sevens · January 10th, 2007

The joke was gross enough without BD's added explanation.

***Memo to Self*** Never...visit...China...

LOL

November 22nd, 2005	Post 1
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Post; Paper vs. Soap A woman sends her clothing out to the Chinese laundry. When it came back there were still stains in her panties. The next week she encloses a note to the Chinese laundryman that says, "Use more soap on panties." This goes on for several weeks, the woman sending the same note to the laundry. "Use more soap on panties." Finally fed up! the Chinese man responded with his own note that said, "Use more paper on ass." __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

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bulldogg Milforum's Bouncer Gear	Ok Behemoth, you asked for it... First, China is quite famous for the unhygenic nature of its toilet facilities. Its one of the major overhauls taking place in Beijing for the Olympics. Second, most are "squatties", no sit down toilet. But don't worry there's a hose in the stall for cleaning off your shoes if your aim is bad. Third, NO paper, ever. You bring your own or you, ahem, do without. Fourth, here in the city I live in of 10 million, they clean the stalls with urine that has been sitting out for a week so it has turned into all natural amonia. The smell is really quite unique to put it mildly. Fifth, most mainland Chinese have no problem with just relieving themselves where ever and when ever the spirit moves them. I have seen small children, teenagers and adults urinate and even defecate in public. No shame.

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