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| Chief Engineer ![]() | Post; Pancakes!!!Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis. After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem." The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table. "Gee, Mom!" he exclaimed, "for me?" "Just take two," Brenda replied, "The rest are for your father."
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations |
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | haha
__________________ You can't scratch and salute at the same time! That's communist! - LTC Ivens |
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter ![]() | Hold on a sec, I've got my mouth full of pancakes.
__________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill |
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | tell me if it does whe you're done |
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| Chief Engineer ![]() | Quote:
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| Master Gunner | I'll never ask for a "short stack" again! |
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | haha. i just bought stock in IHOP. when word about this gets out.... ill be a rich man.
__________________ ![]() si deum nobiscum, quis contra? AS LONG AS DIXIE STILL EXISTS,THIS COUNTRY WILL NEVER FALL |
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | And now i'll be on my way to buy some IHOP stock.
__________________ C/Capt "Robot", CAP (ret) NBB '06 Alpha Flight NBB '07 Delta Flight |
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter ![]() | Does syrup help or not? If it does is one flavor more beneficial? If not I'll leave it off so it will leave more room for pancakes. |
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | I'll let you know. |
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