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August 10th, 2005   Post 1
tomtom22
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Post; Pancakes!!!


Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.

After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem."

The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table. "Gee, Mom!" he exclaimed, "for me?"

"Just take two," Brenda replied, "The rest are for your father."
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August 10th, 2005   Post 2
istealfreefood
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haha wonder if it works?
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August 10th, 2005   Post 3
Missileer
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Hold on a sec, I've got my mouth full of pancakes.
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August 10th, 2005   Post 4
istealfreefood
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tell me if it does whe you're done
 
August 10th, 2005   Post 5
tomtom22
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Missileer
Hold on a sec, I've got my mouth full of pancakes.

That's a good reply!!
 
August 10th, 2005   Post 6
Charge 7
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I'll never ask for a "short stack" again!
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August 10th, 2005   Post 7
behemoth79
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haha. i just bought stock in IHOP. when word about this gets out.... ill be a rich man.
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August 10th, 2005   Post 8
C/2nd Lt Robot
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And now i'll be on my way to buy some IHOP stock.
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August 11th, 2005   Post 9
Missileer
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Does syrup help or not? If it does is one flavor more beneficial? If not I'll leave it off so it will leave more room for pancakes.
 
August 11th, 2005   Post 10
C/2nd Lt Robot
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I'll let you know.