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August 11th, 2005   Post 21
Missileer
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If I sent a small tanker truck up, think you could fill `er up? Soon, maple syrup will pass oil in price per barrel.
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August 11th, 2005   Post 22
istealfreefood
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Why a small one? if i sent a huge tanker, would you fill her up for me with some of your maple syrup?
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August 11th, 2005   Post 23
Charge 7
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Missileer
If I sent a small tanker truck up, think you could fill `er up? Soon, maple syrup will pass oil in price per barrel.
It's well past the price of oil per barrel. The price per barrel of oil is $64. The price of maple syrup is about that much per gallon.

Now as to that tanker truck, send me the deed to your home and we can talk about it.
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August 12th, 2005   Post 24
istealfreefood
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thats alittle pricey. i might just have to take when you're asleep
 
August 12th, 2005   Post 25
Charge 7
Master Gunner
 
 
A shützhund trained German Shepard patrols my property and there's a small arsenal in my house. Oh yeah, I used to compete in all Army shooting matches and the biathalon. Find another maple grove.
 
August 12th, 2005   Post 26
istealfreefood
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OK. got any neighbors with maple trees? i can take care of their guard dogs.
 
August 12th, 2005   Post 27
Charge 7
Master Gunner
 
 
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Originally Posted by istealfreefood
OK. got any neighbors with maple trees? i can take care of their guard dogs.
Uh, it's Vermont. The place abounds with sugar maples.
 
August 12th, 2005   Post 28
C/2nd Lt Robot
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Charge 7
A shützhund trained German Shepard patrols my property and there's a small arsenal in my house. Oh yeah, I used to compete in all Army shooting matches and the biathalon. Find another maple grove.
None of that can stand up to my, "Super Secret Super Freaky Ninja Squad that's not so secret anymore because I told ya'll about it."
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August 12th, 2005   Post 29
Charge 7
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Yup, I am sadly unprepared for ninja attacks.
 
August 12th, 2005   Post 30
istealfreefood
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I'll protect you from ninjas if oyu give me some of your syrup