You gonna pull those pistols or whistle dixie?

"Red Legs do this?" Bloody Bill

"Umm Yep?" Wales

"My names Anderson.They call me Bloody Bill. We're goin over to Kansas and set things to right." Bloody Bill

"I'll be goin with ya." Wales



"We caught us The Josey Wales."


" I always wanted to face me one O' them big bad Pistol fighters they make so much fuss over."

"Red Legs been lookin for ya Josey Wales. Claim they gonna heel an hide ya to a barn door." Granny

"That a fact?" Wales

"Know what I say to that Josey Wales." Granny

" Whats that Granny." Wales

" Big talk don't mean Doodley Squat." Granny


" Where I come from there we have laws!" Drummer

"Around here we have sumthin called the Missouri boat ride!" Wales

Lone Watie: Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast

Josey Wales: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.
Lone Watie: I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither.

Lone Watie: I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet.

Jamie: Too bad we don't have time to bury those fellas proper like.
Josey Wales: To hell with those fellas. Buzzards have to eat, same as worms.

Senator: There's a saying, Fletcher: To the victor belongs the spoils.
Fletcher: There's another saying, Senator: Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining

Josey Wales: You a bounty hunter?
Bounty Hunter: A man has to do something these days to earn a living.
Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living boy.

Jamie: You can't kill 'em all, Josie.
Josey Wales: That's a fact.
Jamie: Then why are you doing this?
Josey Wales: Because I ain't got nothin' better to do, kid.
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Best quote!