This is kinda funny. :P

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On the first day, God created the dog. God
said, "Sit all day by the door of
your house and bark at anyone who comes in or
walks past. I will give you a life span of
twenty years."

The dog said, "That's too long to be barking.
Give me ten years and I'll give you back the
other ten." So God agreed.

On the second day God created the monkey. God
said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make
them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life
span."

The monkey said, "How boring. Monkey tricks for
twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you
back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"
And God agreed.

On the third day God created the cow. God said,
"You must go to the field with the farmer all
day long and suffer under the sun, have calves
and give milk to support the farmer. I will
give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you
want me to live for Sixty years. Let me have
twenty and I'll give back the other forty." And
God agreed again.

On the fourth day God created man. God said,
”Eat, sleep, play, marry And enjoy your life.
I'll give you twenty years."

Man said, "What? Only twenty years?! Tell you
what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the
cow gave back and the ten the monkey gave back
and the ten the dog gave back...that makes
eighty, okay?"

"Okay", said God, "You've got a deal."

So that is why the first twenty years we eat,
sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; for the next
forty years, we slave in the sun to support our
family; for the next ten years, we do monkey
tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for
the last ten years, we sit on the front porch
and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

It all makes sense now.

Yeah good

Ahh that splains it lol funny

Hey kid, watch me hang by my tail.

I...I...understand now...

you are right... it is only kinda funny