Topic: Osama's Valentine

AlwaysBored81 · January 23rd, 2005

Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"

David's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

"Osama bin Laden," David says.

"Why Osama bin Laden?" his father asks in shock.

"Well," David says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

His father's heart swells and he looks at his boy with newfound pride. "David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know," David says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Army could blow the crap out of him."

Charge 7 · January 23rd, 2005

It's a good joke, but you're a little late with it. Look here:

http://www.military-quotes.com/forum...pic.php?t=5677

If you use the search function before making topics you'll reduce the chance of re-telling a joke or anything else for that matter.

tomtom22 · January 16th, 2007

Sevens · January 17th, 2007

LOL Very nice!!

Team Infidel · April 14th, 2007

hehe... that is a funny

January 23rd, 2005	Post 1
AlwaysBored81 Tirones	Post; Osama's Valentine Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?" David's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?" "Osama bin Laden," David says. "Why Osama bin Laden?" his father asks in shock. "Well," David says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore." His father's heart swells and he looks at his boy with newfound pride. "David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard." "I know," David says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Army could blow the crap out of him."

January 23rd, 2005	Post 2
Charge 7 Master Gunner	It's a good joke, but you're a little late with it. Look here: http://www.military-quotes.com/forum...pic.php?t=5677 If you use the search function before making topics you'll reduce the chance of re-telling a joke or anything else for that matter. __________________ "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia

January 16th, 2007	Post 3
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

January 17th, 2007	Post 4
Sevens Forum Brat Gear	LOL Very nice!! __________________ Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan says, "Oh no......She's awake!!!" Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

April 14th, 2007	Post 5
Team Infidel Milforum's Postmaster Gear	hehe... that is a funny __________________

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