After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington.

"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face.

Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose.

James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He delivers a kick to Osama's knee.

Osama is subjected to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America.

As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurls him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.

As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams, "This is not what I was promised!"

An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?"

Nice!!

hahahahahaha

As a Virginian myself, I really appreciate this one. Thanks.

Good one!

I didnt find it remotely funny..

But, might this be offensive to some muslims?

if there are any muslims on this forum then i apolagize...but if they cant take a joke, then why the hell did they take this war....

its not a joke about muslims, its a joke about terrorists. actually, its a pun not even a real joke. and after the american history course i just took, a really funny one.

It IS making light of the belief that Muslim martyrs will have 72 virgins waiting for them in heaven. Technically you don't have to be a terrorist to be a martyr... (Just playing a little Devil's Advocate here gentlemen, I thought it was hilarious!)


But SHERMAN is right... It's not a direct JOKE to the Muslims, it's simply a play on words.

Originally Posted by Mayser

if there are any muslims on this forum then i apolagize...but if they cant take a joke, then why the hell did they take this war....

And yet they'll go out and blow somethimng up because they get peed.

But I too am from Virginia, and I'm still laughing my butt off

But ona serious note, anybody who goes to heaven thinking he gets 72 virgins is a moron to begin with, and SHOULD bet kicked, punched and everything else, then thrown straight into hell.