The owner of a golf course in West Virginia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.

He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from West Virginia University and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."

You gotta love those West Va.women.

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A group of WV friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.

"Where's Henry?" the others asked.

"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.

"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.

"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"

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A senior af WV was overheard saying... "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in West Virginia." When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in WVbecause everything happens in WV 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world.

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The young man from WV came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"

Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?

"The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."

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NEWS FLASH! - West Va.'s worst air disaster occurred! when a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two University of W. Virginia students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today. Search and Rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.

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A WV State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-79. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"

The driver replied, "Bout whut?"

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Lol. . recovering the bodies. . . ROFL.

Thank God that my g/f isn't a West Virginia chick.

lol that sum funny stuff

the fool have applied the patent of the humour all over the world.

thank the fool.it is them that give the world joys...

lol omg i loved the plane crash one haha

The young man from WV came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"

Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?

"The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."

It would

The young man from WV came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"

Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?

"The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."

It would have been better as a blonde jokle lol!

that's a good one