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January 20th, 2005
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| Master Gunner | Post; The only time I got kicked out of class...Okay, reading the "Favorite Subjects in School" thread and rotc boy's latest post to the "Some People" thread made me think of this. This happened in biology class. The teacher was talking about tree growth and had put together some cross sections of tree trunks to show us. You should note that the very center of a tree is called the "pith". Evidently somebody had taken a metal probe or something to one cross section and damaged it. The teacher held up the cross section and said, "Hey! Somebody knocked the pith out of this!" I couldn't stop laughing! Other students looked confused at first but then caught on to what I'd found funny. Tears running down my face and still laughing my ass off I was ejected from the class.
__________________ "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia  |
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January 21st, 2005
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| Immunes | LMAO  This makes me think of my Senior Year I being from a small country school we only had 40 students in my Graduation class and we all had to think of SONG we wanted for graduation night..... WHICH we did LOL Teacher got us all in one room we was talking about Graduation night then He said OKay everyone what song did you pick for your Graduation night we all said....... Pink Floyd.....Another Brick in the Wall Part 2 We were all laughing BUT he didn't think it was amusing at all LOL He said I am leaving this room you ALL have 45 min. to come up with a SONG you can have for Graduation night and IT SURE won't be that one!!!! When He left the room we were all lauging so hard it took us 15 mins to stop laughing. Before this happened we also all TOOK a Senior SKIP day and didn't show up at school. We all headed to the Ocean for the day!!! BOY, did we all get in trouble for that one.....LOL LadyHawk
__________________ ~~Future Marine Corps Mom~~ \"You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You must do the thing which you think you cannot do.\" Eleanor Roosevelt |
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January 21st, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Quote:
Now that is good!.
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December 2nd, 2005
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| Chief Engineer  | Was the teacher pithed at you?
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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December 2nd, 2005
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter | When I was in the 6th grade, we were in English class and the teacher had asked for the subject in a sentence or some such and everyone was raising their hands and yelling the answer at same time which was "she" and "it". I noticed that in my haste I was pronouncing the two words without the connecting word pretty loud. The more everyone yelled the more I screamed "sheit" over and over until someone heard it and started laughing. When it became obvious, the whole class cracked up. |
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December 6th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii |
__________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS |
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